2007

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Take a Hint, Stalker!

Just to be clear, I’m writing this post on behalf of a friend. I’m not even sure if he has been to the site, but after talking to him and hearing stories about this kind of thing I realized that a post needs to be done.
He was telling me that he met this [...]

Happy Holidays From STF

Hey everybody – just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever the crap it is that you’ll be getting dressed up to go out and put up with family members you haven’t seen since this time last year for. As a gift from us to [...]

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Hillary, Eat This B*tch!

Presidential Paintball
Hillary, Obama, Giuliani & more play paintball for the USA Presidency!

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6 Months of Slapping and Going Strong.

I noticed today that STF.com is now on it’s 6 month anniversary. The people seem to enjoy it and we have plans to upgrade in the future. Thanks to all that contribute and for those who don’tstop being “afraid” as I always hear and start slapping too! Your Rants allows you to do [...]

Don’t Shit on My Bread and Tell Me it’s a Candy Bar Sandwich

A shit sandwich
So here it is, 3:55am, and despite my best efforts I can’t sleep, and probably won’t before I pull a sixteen hour double starting in about 2 hours. What would normally probably be just some pathetic bitch-fest about personal issues, since this is slaptheface, I’ve decided to vicariously do that through [...]

Hey Omar..how bout a F’in arm or two?

Or three even.  I know it’s December, but you should know that baseball is a 365 day a year operation.  Apparently the NY Mets don’t want to fix what cost them the the goddamn division.  Their bullpen blows.  They cost myself, Mark and countless other Met fans a few good nights sleep.  Believe [...]

The Japanese Cheesequake.

Living in Waikiki you are obviously going to have to deal with A LOT of Japanese tourists. I think I see more of them than I do Americans to be honest. Everyone knows I love a Japanese girl. So cute, quiet, classy and know how to dress with style and not be trashy. I [...]

“If You Die I Die, That’s The Way It is!!” Bro Hym.

[youtube KloMg_aMk78]I might say the only thing better than a kick ass rock show to me is the multiple times I was jammed up against the front of the stage watching Pennywise and singing along to every song till my voice was toast. This video goes out to Goose, NP and anyone else [...]

“Oh No! There Is Water On the Roads Brah!!!!”

Why the f*ck does this entire state shut down when water hits the road? Granted the last few days have been pretty whip as far as rain and wind. But it could be a sun shower and all these idiots forget how to drive. It’s water…calm the f*ck down. It took me 2 [...]