First of all, let me say that the only reason I was downtown Saturday was for my younger brother Jason’s bachelor party. And I will quote Freddie Mercury when I say…”And another one bites the dust.” Anyway it’s around 1am and we’ve been drinking for about 10 hours now. We’re at Dorsey’s now listening to dogshit while my brother is getting thongs put on his head. Now he has a little blowup doll on his neck like he’s giving her a piggyback ride. So I see this dumb broad who is a 4 but thinks she is a 10, start messing with the doll that’s around my brother’s neck. So I go over to them and I says leave him alone, don’t be mad just because that blowup doll has bigger tits than you do. She f’in loses it and as her friends are holding her back, she looks me up and down 3 times and says “NICE SOCKS!” I was wearing crew socks that come up a little higher than ankle socks…a fashion no-no I guess in ritzy Syracuse. I shit you not people. Now I gotta ask..how many slaps does a girl like that need?
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I love this post. Love it. I LOVE that you dissed her in front of her friends and all she could come up with was “nice socks”. Good stuff…
Bwaaaahaaa!! I can see your face now. I hope you used the standard one word comeback reserved for any busted chick that tries to talk trash…”Mirror?” That usually gets them pretty fired up. But anyway that is easily a double paint brush slap.
Goose, I was looking at your face from across the bar and I thought you were gonna knock her the fuck out…guess where they’re from? Cortland….nuff said. Big night out in their fancy one dress rotation….knowin full well the rest of their wardrobe is fuckin overalls. Fuck dem sluts. DaWeave is back on the town bitches! We saw them at Ambrosia later that night, me, Tony, and that dude that came with Donnie….she sisn’t recognize me and she was like, “Will you buy us drinks?” What?!?!? So I says,”yeah I’ll be right back” and as I’m walking out the door I give em the big one finger salute….get yer own fuckin drinks ya douche! Fuck….I was born at night but it wasn’t last night.
There are so many chicks in that town that think they are so damn hot. It’s like listen honey…in Syracuse you might be a 8 but in the real world you are a 4. But it’s the fault of men they have this unjustified attitude. Being that the picking is slim any decent looking girl is going to get attention like she is Eva Longoria. Even though she is more llike Ricky Lake all that attention makes them THINK they are all that. I see this everywhere..even here. But those chicks back home are terrible when it comes too unrealistic attitude and self image. God, D Town Cuse is awful. Never again. Goose and I have been remindinging these chicks of their true status for years. I believe I have seen more than a couple girls cry on the Syracuse University campus. Ah, the good ol days.