A SCORN WOMEN

Ok so I’m a girl…obviously I think a little different than men, I think with emotion (hence, the reason Hillary Clinton shouldn’t be President, no offense). So today was one of those days where I was sitting at work, and when you are at work with tons of work to do, your mind should be concentrating on work! Too bad not only do we women suck for being emotional and crying over a damn commercial but we also have the amazing task of “Multitasking”. Meaning; we can talk on the phone, sing our favorite song, smoke a cig while driving and still have a conversation with a passenger all at the same time and be fully aware of what is going on. We could even give a complete low down on everything said and done 5 min. later. Yes we are talented beings, or at least I am!

Anyways, so as I am at work I find my mind wondering off into this never never land of anger…I start thinking about the guy that just screwed me over, and how he just walked by me with out acknowledging me, pretending he is too cool for school! So I start defending myself inside my head:

“Yeah well did you know you’re fat and not even attractive and your penis is not all that you think it is cracked up to be!”

…Oh wait I am working, back to work….then I trail off again:

“Why am I so mad…so angry?”

Then I start analyzing myself! This…I do not enjoy doing!

“Is it because I am not a size 4?”

“Although, I am still really good in bed, I am kinky, I know that impresses guys! Fuck whatever I’m kinky because I enjoy it not because it impresses a guy!”

“Is it because I am haole?”

“Am I too thin, too Hott?”

“Maybe I am too much of a woman for this man, yeah that’s it! I have graduated from college, already settled in my career at the age of 23, live on my own and have my own car. He is my age and all he dose is stuff envelopes, never went to college and still lives at home with his mom, doesn’t have his own car and he is a cheater! Why do I like him again? Oh yeah, I don’t I am way too good for him I should just get over it! ”

The fact that while I am at work all of this is running threw my head is amazing in the first place….back to work I go….

So, times goes by I finish a drop request, which took forever, because I wasn’t concentrating fully! Then I hear his voice and he walks by my desk….Fucking asshole! ..and we are back to square one! What happened to that whole hour of analyzing my problem and then realizing I was too good for him anyway! Ugh! I hate being a girl! So then I ask him why you acting like a snob! He replies “I am fine” That is not even the correct response to my question, idiot. So he walks off and continues to ignore me…I write him a text and say:

“Oh so we aren’t even going to try and do the friend thing? That’s cool keep being a dick then.” He doesn’t respond. So now I feel like an idiot for texting him, because he is winning by not responding. So then to try and rebuttal by writing him again saying:

“No hard feelings, your just not that into me, I get it…..take care.”

To my dismay, he doesn’t respond! Fuck! Now I even look like the bigger fool! Shit now what? …Ok back to work. Finally I almost finish my second task of the day and then start going back to never never land…

“Who dose he think he is? I am hott he knows that right? Smart too, and a little witty to boot!”

So then I right him another text. I say:

“You shouldn’t underestimate a scorn women and pushing her buttons is not a good idea, silly silly boy.” To this, finally I get a response…

“OOO is that a threat?”….” Yes” (you freaking idiot! It is!)

So then he starts texting me.

“What are you going to do?” he writes.

I reply “Why would I tell you, so you can prepare for it, just trust me that I know things”

He responds “You don’t know shit”

And that is the end of that….Now keep this in mind…When me and…..we will name him asshole #7.. started talking he had cell phone (Phone # 1). After about a month he tells me his mom needs his cell phone so not to call it. I obey. So he gives me his house number (phone number 2). Then he barrows he’s brothers phone and gives me that number to contact him (phone number 3).

“When are you going to get your own damn phone back?”

To this he finally admits “Well it’s actually my girlfriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” –Oh right that girlfriend you were supposedly on rocky terms with and were on the verge of breaking up with a month ago…right…. that one!”

So finally he gets a new phone (phone number 4)!

So what he doesn’t realize is…………….. I have his damn girlfriend’s phone #. I’ll I have to do is make a damn phone call and the mother fucker is not a happy camper! DUH! You fucking idiot!

And he doesn’t think I can do anything to fuck his world up? Be careful little boys out there. Men always forget they are most honest with the mistress because they don’t have anything to loose, they always lie to their wifey. I know all sorts of shit he told me and probably forgot already. Men they have no idea the damage we women could cause…..

Anyways, now I am at my second job, writing this post and realizing I am not going to ruin that poor girl’s world! Although he won’t stop at me and I know that. He will probably go on and have 10 more affairs on the poor girl before she finds out. But he is Samoan and has 8 brothers and sisters and I am haole working in Halawa. He also owns a gun, I should probably watch what I do…..A scorn women might be crazy but he is 260lbs 6 3″ he could probably do a number on me!

So I am officially pissed and unsatisfied because if I do something to get back at him, I will hurt an innocent girl and probably get my tires slashed, or my ass kicked. So now I have to suck it up and deal with a bruised ego knowing I let another guy screw me over and get away with out any repercussions! Damn it!