Tom Glavine is attempting to become only the 11th pitcher in the last 60 years to win 300 games tonight in Milwaukee. In the age of expansion and pitch counts, this is a much harder feat to accomplish than that of a 8 3/4 head-size, steroid infested c*ckburn named Barry Bonds tying Hank Aaron’s mark of 755 home runs. Glavine is a 5-time 20 game winner and is clearly a first ballot hall of famer. No asterisk by his name Barry! The Mets traded for 2B Luis Castillo of the Twins yesterday and should be in the lineup tonight. New York will need bear down during the stretch with Atlanta picking up Mark Texeira from Texas and former Met Octavio Dotel from K.C. today. Philly has won 9 out of 10…OF COURSE. Lo Duca is a question mark tonight but that is a good thing cause backup C Ramon Castro is hitting the shit out of the ball. Milwaukee is a good team and is clinging to a 1 game lead over the red hot Cubs. New York won 2 of 3 at Shea earlier this year…so with that being said. LETS TEAR THEIR HEADS OFF AND S**T DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray. – Coach Wally Rig (Necessary Roughness)
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