…with the damn soccer ball sticker on the back of every single Hyundai and Minivan I see. I don’t care that you or your kid plays soccer. The only reason they play soccer is because they suck at every other sport they’ve tried. So you figure you can stick him/her on a soccer field because, how hard can it be to kick a soccer ball right? Until you go to their first game and you see that the better kids never pass the ball to your kid and they just stand there with their thumb up their a$$!! So do me a favor, instead of humiliating your kid while you gawk at all the soccer moms…encourage them to read, write or listen to music. Actually forget the music, they’ll just end up listening to pop and other crap that oversaturates todays music scene. I actually hate the fans of that music more than the musicians, if you can even call them that…but, that’s a whole ‘nother topic that should be posted on STF!
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Soccer is a sport where kids can just stand around and feel like they are doing something athletic. But eveyone sucks so nobody stands out as really sucking. So everyone feels good about themselves. F that..go play baseball and show us how bad you really suck kid!
I hate soccer…it sucks a fat babies ass. How can anyone enjoy that sport? The score is always 2-1 and the field is ridiculously huge….so you “dribble” the ball all the way down the field and some dickbag gets lucky and hits it with his toe and knocks it away from you….and then you gotta run 250 yards the other way to catch him…..yeah that’s fun.
Soccer blows. Oh and so does hockey and any sport that can end in a tie…wtf is the point if you tie? Seriously.