How to get the Ladies!

..So what has society came to when men actually think it is proper to yell, hoot, hollar, and scream at a women outside the car window? This has happened to me twice in the last two days. I am aware that shivery is DEAD! I do attempt to date men these days. But seriously what the F*&$ do they honestly think is going to happen? I am going to scream “Hey baby!” And yell across two lanes my digits? Or maybe I will stop my car in the middle of the lane, while there is oncoming traffic, run to the passenger window and throw my arms around them say “At last, I have found you my love.” ……………I don’t think so!

(Plus a little side note, it is not a good idea to distract a blond chick while driving hello?)

I mean seriously what kind of woman they are implying I am, if they think I was to respond to behavior such as that. Do they think I will date them, have sex with them, be there future wife? NO! They can not honestly think that….So to all the men; what on earth posses you to think hollering outside a car window is the way to “Get the ladies!” these days, cause just an FYI for all you soldiers out here…it’s not!

You know I always thought flowers and the whole, holding a boom box outside her bedroom window was good gesture! Men…..watch some 80’s movies for God’s sake……you will learn something.

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TJS

2 responses to “How to get the Ladies!”

  1. mark

    Have you ever noticed who these guys are? They are usually degenerate losers with no sense of class at all. Do they not realize they look like complete losers when they do this? Like you said…are you going to run to them and be like “F*ck me!” Low class idiots that never get laid…obviously. Just get hit by a car or something. lol!

  2. steve

    I agree — these guys are slobs who think they are some kind of rapper/chick magnet. But come on TJS, even I’ve been the “victim” of what we’ll call sidewalk sexual harassment, from tourist chicks in Waikiki to the dudes on the lanai of Hula’s as I walk into Lulu’s. And albeit low-class and sometimes disgusting, you can’t tell me that you don’t feel a little ego boost for a while afterwards, telling yourself things like “yep, you still got it” and “they wish they could get with someone like me.”

    Admit it, it’s not all bad.

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