myspace.com/lil_dub13
Okay folks, for our first MySpace Momo we found this guy, he goes by Lil’ Dub and UnDrGrOuNzFiNeZt (Albert to his mom) and his headline reads “DIS BE DAT BOY D-U-B REPPIN’ 4 DA A.P.T. N DA’ 7/1/3″ which I’m not really sure what that means. He’s 18 and is a true “gangsta” out of Orange Grove Texas. And ladies, this playa is currently single, but he’s the proud “baby daddy” of Exavian. Let’s slap his face.
Interests:
Extroversion
Sexuality
Intellectual
Hedonism
Peter Pan
This dude has it all. He’s got the background of a $100 bill with a handkerchief over President Franklin’s face, as though he’s going to rob a bank. He uses all caps to write using words like “CUZ” to eloquently express his thoughts: “NOW I THINK IM GOIN 2 GO 2 COLLEGE 4 MY SON…THAT WAY HE CAN HAVE WHATEVER I NEVER HAD AS A CHILD!! ON THA OTHER NOTE…GIRLS….GIRLS…. WELL I AINT GOIN 2 LIE “I LOVE GIRLS”..LOL!! BUT I AINT LOOKIN 4 A RELATIONSHIP CUZ IM ALREADY TALKIN 2 SUM-1!! IT WONT HURT THOUGH JUST 2 DROP BY AND SAY “HI” OR WHATEVER!! “. He’s also got a handy guide to gang signs where you can learn sign such words as “blood” “underground crips” with your hands!
Alright, here’s the basics. Tell us what YOU think about this MySpace Momo, and don’t forget to e-mail us YOUR nomination for a MySpace Momo!
This whole white guys acting black thing I will never understand. Also all these f*ucking idiots always claim..”Getting money” and”"Money Power Respect.” You wanna be pieces of trailer trash are dead broke, high school drop outs with some dirt on your lip you call a mustache. I seriously fear for the future with this whole generation of loser wanna be gangsters living in moms basement banging some skanky white chick with 3 kids by 2 other white thugs. What kind of furutre does this guys kid have? Did you notice the classy pic of him holding his baby while flipping the bird. I hope this jack off gets shot in a suburban gang war. Nobody would care.
Senor Patata Cabeza …aka Mr. Potato Head! Look at this f*cker. All I can say is..yous opened the flood gates with this sh*t. Can I get a round of applause for Steve & Rosey???
This douche looks like a ghetto NADER AWWAD. And if he were dead…I would laugh. (No offense Nader)
THAT MY BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!
Wow goose thats pretty rough with the nader comment he was my shortstop . i give this momo a 7 out of 10 there are much bigger ones out there..although he does look pretty HARD!
Alright, everyone needs an identity. A group to belong to or just to feel accepted. Clearly, this guy wore a football helmet growing up, but wasn’t on any team. What do you expect? He’s finally allowed to watch MTV and, apparently, likes it.
Rock On, Dumb Ass. Be who you wanna be.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA…….. HAHAHAHHAHAHA………..HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!