Every once in a while we like to showcase other websites dedicated to the worthless scum of the world. This site reminds me why I just want to lock myself in a big house behind a even bigger gate and never come out. Just have food delivered and the occasional call-girl sent my way. I can’t take this world anymore.
Here is what the Urban Dictionary defines as a “Guido.”
”Here’s a sample…WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week’s pay on (most likely spotted shopping at “Bang Bang” in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin’ system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.”
So that’s what the definition is and this is mainly a Jersey and NYC area thing but some guido wanna be’s and guidos in training can also be found in the Central NY region, I have seen them. Here you go but have Pepto Bismol on hand because these renobs are known to cause nausea and involuntary vomiting.
WTF? I have never heard of this before. That’s hilarious though.
I don’t know what is worse..these guido losers or the wiggers..hmmm…gives me an idea. But either way I wish we could put them all in on a island somwhere in the middle of the ocean…sort of like me…and nuke it. Sell it on pay per view…I would buy it in 3 seconds.
Tough call on who is worse..they both make great cases for themselves. I wish I could unsee that f*cking guido dancing like an idiot though.
The fella over a Guidofistpump was impressed with STF as well and will be putting a STF link on is page. Unified the fight against leather scenes!
The worst thing about that video is the retard in the background with his shirt half up and how serious they are. If it was a joke it would be funny…but it’s not and it’s awful
I didn’t even notice half-shirt boy until you mentioned it. Absolutely..the worst thing is that they are dead serious. I’m going to do that stupid dance drunk down at the End Zone…see what kind of reaction I get. My guess is someone will be caving my head in with their fists 10 sec. into it. I can’t wait.