While I was on Myspace I wandered into a survey that has to do with the bar scene. As I was filling it out I started thinking about how freakin gay and pathetic some people are. Our downtown lightlife is so overrated it makes me sick. For all of you who live or have lived in Syracuse you know what I mean. Im talking about Armory Square. Now normally Im one of those who just comes on here and reads then goes on my merry way but this time I have found a topic that almost makes me wanna vomit. The other night I was over a friends house visiting while she was getting ready to go out. ”Do I look oh?” Is all I heard for an hour. I couldnt believe the time and money she was investing in just to “go out” Now dont get me wrong I love getting dressed up and looking good but, cmon people is it all that big of a deal? Guys named Rob calling themselves Roberto, The big gold chains hanging out, and sunglasses being worn when its so freaking dark you have to feel the walls just to find your way back to the door. Armory is the biggest joke in Syracuse and so are the people that are there every freakin weekend. Dont these people have some type of life? Every weekend its the same thing and the same people. They are like the bar fixtures.
Armory was great when I was like 20 years old. Now its full of 18 year old chicks trying so hard to look and be sexy that its almost child porn. You have half naked underage females wearing thier Victorias secret pushup bras with thier thongs hanging out of the back of thier mini skirts. Im sorry but where was I when showing your ass crack all of a sudden became the next best thing? What about guys when they are trying to act like they have all the dough in the world buying you a drink like every 5 min. showing you thier new fake rolex watch and just for one night all of a sudden have an Italian accent. Then you catch them walking to thier Saturn or Stratus that has an empty tank? Best of all is how many models we have in Syracuse. Did you notice that almost every girl is a model??? Heres a fucking newsflash for all of you morons that call yourselves models. Just because you have your pic posted on some local website for people to hire you for the fucillo hondai 500 does not mean your a model. Also they do not and I will repeat this again and again as I did to Mark, they do not make $8 an hour holding up a sign that says carwash $5 an hour. You should seriously be ashamed of yourselves.
That’s what I always hated the most. You have cheese dicks anywhere you live but the thing about those people in Syracuse is they think they are such big shots. It’s like dude common…take that game to a big city and just get pummeled, please. They even used to have a bar called Big Shots! From what I heard it was all wanna be dorks…..but now it’s a country bar or something. It was a tough place to be single before and I would kill myself if I had to try and work that social scene now. No way. If you have a family and just wanna chill…Syracuse is fine. But if you are single and wanna have fun…terrible.
I agree with both of the above posts. I just started going out again and I’ve been downtown twice in the past 3 weeks and it’s the same shit different year. I go out and I’m wearing a hat, T-Shirt, jeans, and a pair of flip flops…cuz I gives a fuck. Then you see the assholes that buy their clothes from Ebay because there aren’t any stores that sell True Religion jeans around this lame ass town….but lets not forget to mention that 75% of these douchebags are on Wrangler Jean budgets…”Yeah a duh, I’ll take 2 pair of True Religion and 2 Crown and cokes and 2 Jaegerbombs for me and my girl here….and set up my boys with a round too!” Meanwhile next week his cell phone is turned off and his Saturn is on the back of a flatbed truck getting reposessed. LoL.
Bottom line is this…if you are hanging out in Syracuse and think you’re a big deal…you are a tool. Like Rosey said, take yer ass to NYC, LA, Vegas, Miami….you’d get rolled.
What are “True Religion” jeans. I serioulsy have never heard that before. Sounds like something a real cock chafer would wear. Of course I am no fashion guru though. $hit if I had it my way and it was still cool I would look like something out of Hit Parader magazine circa 1985.
Dude, I just heard of these jeans….they’re like $200 a pair……..for jeans! LoL…if you buy these jeans you definitely deserve the DATF.