So I am sitting here on the computer updating the site when all of a sudden I hear glass smash all over the ground in front of my door. Then I hear the unmistakable cackle of the fat chicks upstairs. They were hammered, broke a bottle in front of my door and scared the shit out of me. So I screamed “What the f*ck ya fat idiot!” Then I hear a faint “sorry” outside the door followed by the sound of the gate to the building closing…and she left. Mean…but she deserved it! Then I go outside and there is green glass everywhere. Fat idiots….like you need another Heineken.
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Of course they didn’t clean it up and the manager is goona get pissed at you thinking it was you who smashed that thing there.
Fuckin Fatty McGiggly Pants…clean that shit up.
I love that you have fat, annoying, girl neighbors, I wouldn’t see you in any other situation! Life wouldn’t be the same for you if there wasn’t girls like that around you all the time, proving all your cynical statements to be true!