OK, please allow me to rant a little and share my frustration and anger about people and their obsession with celebrities and everything celebrities do.
I came to the realization that there are a lot of everyday people with really boring lives after stopping on the TV show Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight. I hadn’t ever really watched one of these shows, but since they’ve been on forever, I thought there must be something to them so I decided to watch the whole show…30 minutes of my life that I will never get back….shit!
Here let me give you a sample of the stories that people actually care about. “ElDebarge Arrested on Domestic Violence Charge”. Hmmm, okay…and when’s the last time this guy was relevant? Was it his hit song “Who’s Johnny” for the Short Circuit movie soundtrack in 1982? Who cares? That’s no different than Access Hollywood showing up at my 76 year old neighbors house and reporting the domestic violence…no one cares! I mean it sucks he hit someone, but why is that Hollywood news?
How about this one? “New Bionic Woman photos surface”. And?!? Unless you’re some sort of Monkey Spanking douchebag who can’t wait to get his dick beaters on the new photos….who cares?!?!? I mean we are losing lives in the Middle East, China has $15 Trillion dollars of US Treasury bonds that Bill Clinton let them buy, and now they are threatening to cash them all in at the same time and destroy out financial system if we boycott their products that are causing deaths and illness here…..and people are so excited to get their eyes on the Bionic Woman? Sad….so sad.
Or this one, “Brad and Angelina are ready for child number 5!” Well good for them!!! George Foreman has 8 sons named George, but I didn’t see a lot of coverage on that! Just because you could lick Angelina’s lips and stick her on your windshield, I am supposed to give a shit that they want another kid from Uganda? Or Madonna wants another kid from Malaysia or some other remote country? What about the kids in our own country? Save them you douchebags! I think we should Slap the Face of all these idiot celebrities that aren’t saving our kids first.
I don’t know about you, but all these losers that support the paparazzi and shitty TV shows like this deserve 22 Slaps to the Face. I’m out.
What no one else is pissed at tabloids??!? LoL
I hate everyone so ya I am pissed. I wish Paris, Brittney and Lindsey would all get in one massive car wreck, Diana style, and we could see the whole thing in the tabloids. That….I would read.
I got the following as a forward today and I couldn’t help but think about this post when I read it:
I want you to answer these questions honestly, without looking anything up.
I want the answers off the top of your head. Whether you know the answers or not.
Set A
1.Who won American Idol last year?
2.Name two characters from Grey’s Anatomy.
3.Name four reality shows currently on television.
4.What is Gweneth Paltrow’s kid(s)’ Name(s)?
5.Who is the father of Anna Nicole’s Baby?
6. Who performed on the MTV’s VMAs?
7. What is 50 Cent’s real name?
8. How many kids has Angelina Jolie adopted?
9. Who recently cause a stir when a nude picture of herself surfaced online?
10.Who is Reese Witherspoon dating?
Set B
1. Name 4 countries in Africa.
2. What is the difference between then and than?
3. What country is Prague in?
4. Who is the current head of state of North Korea?
5. How many troops are in Iraq?
6. What is Amnesty International?
7. What does the 4th amendment of the United States Constitution protect us against?
8.What does it mean when a president is impeached?
9. How many presidents have been impeached?
10. How many styrofoam coffee cups do Americans throw away each year?
I’m sure everyone will understand what I am getting at here.
Mark ….I think you should run for President, no seriously, because I would totally vote for you!
I’m gonna try and answer Burnsy’s questions honestly since I started all this crap….lol. I’m going to be ashamed.
Set A
1. Jordan Sparks
2. McSteamy and Meredith
3. Real World, Road Rules, Big Brother, and Survivor
4. Apple
5. Larry Birkhead
6. Britney Spears
7. Curtis something
8. 3
9. No idea
10. Ryan Phillipe
Seriously I have issues or this stuff is just saturating our media. I honestly think I might be gay. LoL
Set B
1. Ethiopia, Somalia, Kenya, South Africa
2. Than is comparitive and then is time related
3. Checkloslovakia/Czech Republic
4. Kim Jong Il
5. 100,000 or so
6. a human rights organization
7. I want to say illegal searches, but I think that’s wrong
8. It means he is removed from the presidency through legal proceedings…not really sure what the answer is that you’re looking for.
9. I think there has been 2 impeachments (Johnson and Nixon?)
10. No frigging idea….let me guess though 17 million. LoL
How’d I do Burnsy?!? LoL