Girls Gone Weed

http://www.myspace.com/theggdubgang

Mark: Ok….we get it…you smoke weed. I have stated before how these idiots that spank this weed smoking thing really piss me off. It’s like, alright, you smoke pot. So does the rest of the free world you dumb b*tch. Why do you feel you need to dedicate an entire page and group to smoking pot. These people act like they invented pot smoking and we need to get on board with this genius culture of f*cksticks. Just go smoke your weed and crush your twinkies and get fat like you are supposed to. Get outta my face with this dumb s*it.

Steve: OH MY GOD. Seriously. I don’t know if this is one chick or some kind of company or what – it appears maybe one girl who is trying to sell weed-related clothing and paraphernalia and belongs to some BFF club called “GGDub” or something? I don’t know, but it’s retarded. Lately, we’ve all been hearing stories about people getting busted for posting videos on YouTube and stuff like that of them doing illegal things, i.e. smoking out a two-year old, etc., and if these chicks were smart they, like other losers we’ve featured in the past, wouldn’t publicly display their illegality. Do I take a picture of myself every time I speed or jay-walk? Maybe the next time we all break the law, be it making an illegal U-turn, driving drunk, having sex with a minor – whatever, we should video tape it! That way EVERYBODY (including law enforcement) can know that we’re cool! The stupidest thing here is the disclaimer:

The GGDub myspace page does not promote or encourage the illegal use of any of the products advertised within. The GGDub myspace page in no way condones the viewing of this controversial material by minors. The GGDub myspace page will not except adds from any profile under the age of 18. Sorry folks these tricks are not for kids

Firstly, they are encouraging the illegal use of marijuana – you can tell that by all the pictures of people smoking and holding weed. Secondly, it does condone the viewing of this by minors – if they didn’t they’d keep it viewable only to friends, who according to them, should all be 18. Thirdly, if they don’t “except” adds from people under 18, doesn’t that mean, double-negatively speaking, that they accept them all? I know that’s grammar knit-picking, but still. Oh, and they call themselves tricks. At least they have some sense of reality [zing!]. Basically, GET A F*CKING LIFE.

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