Pronounced (Da-Tif)
Short for: Dick Across The Face.
Used to keep loud usually blonde bimbos often found in Hawaii, Cali and parts of NY in check. These girls usually sport giant sunglasses (because it’s the IN thing) black streaks in their hair, and use the word “like” between every other word in a sentence. (Eg.) “Uh, like she’s like not even like pretty.” or “Like, oh my God Brittney, that guy like tried to like talk to me like oh my God. Like order like some nachos would you.”
To stop this ear piercing banter simply apply a standard DATF which will leave the doe eyed blonde (or brunette) human hot air balloon with a baffled look (more than usual) and with a mushroom shaped red mark on her cheek. Unable to process what happend she will likely run form the bar in tears. Mission accomplished.
Practice and enjoy.
Mark, we should let the masses know that you and I invented the D.A.T.F. on the back of the school bus for one Ms. Amanda Perry….lol. Who knew that D.A.T.F. would have lasted this long…classic.
Once a classic…always a classic. Almost as good as “Whip those panties down ET!” Remember that one?
I don’t remember that one…refresh my memory!
Sean Akinson……bus ride circa 1990.