How do they do it?

I’m talking about these girls you see putting on their makeup while driving.  This morning as I was driving in to work, the girl in front of me is talking away on her cell phone and doing her damn eyelashes in the rearview mirror.  She’s not even looking at the f*cking road.  I mean she’s all over the place in this 2 ton vehicle, kids waiting for the school bus, morning traffic…she thinks she’s in her goddamn bathroom!  Girls, your large SUV is not a toy…it’s a f*cking weapon when you drive like an idiot and don’t pay attention.  I gave her a round of applause as I was passing her doing 90!!!  Is it that hard to wake up 10 minutes earlier to do your makeup?   WTF?