No.
I like tattoos and I really like tattoos on women too. But it has to be the right tattoo on the right girl. Just so we know who the right girl is. She is not the 1 out of every 5 girls with the ever popular lower back tattoo. Vince Vaughn said it best, “May as well be a bulls eye.” We also know it as the “Tramp Stamp.” That may be kinda harsh because I am sure not all girls with this tat are tramps. I am haven’t met that girl yet but maybe one day. These are the girls that go out Thursday through Saturday wearing the jean skirt so short it is really just a denim belt. The ones that are at the club seeking attention at any cost, saying “Hey check out this cute flower on my back and did you also see my ass.” All the while speedbagging said ass to some horrible hip hop song about “Ballin” or “Superman”. Then bitching to their friends later that they deserve a good guy. Anyway, a hot tattoo on a girl is not a tramp stamp, back of her neck, the foot or the most white trash of all the boobs. I mean seriously, how awful is a tat of a fairy in the middle of a shitty tribal design on your back gonna look when at the rate you are going with the Oreos and Michelob Ultra (like that matters) you are a duece and a half next year? It’s gonna look like Stay Puft Marshmallo Man in the middle of a exploded Bic pen. Don’t even get me started on fat chicks and tattoos. It goes along with my tanning blog. You are trying to landscape the yard but the house is buring down. (NP) Don’t do it. You don’t need vertical stripes, you need Deal a Meal.
Anyway, a hot tattoo on a girl is like the girls at SuicideGirls.com. Check it out so we are clear. Oh and by the way, none of you are Gwen Stefani so stop trying. A hot tat is a girl with half or full sleeves, a backpiece, or chestpiece. All or nothing. I don’t have time for the trendy cute tattoos. All that lower back tattoo does is date you. It tells me you were a girl between 18-25 in the years 2000-2006. It tells me you wanted to do what all the other girls were doing. No thanks. It tells me you just might be kinda easy..
In the end if you already have one of these, get it lasered immediately. If offend you, good. If you are girl wanting to get some ink, don’t get the Stamp. Nobody takes that girl seriously, how can you?
I still remember last time at Magoos, out of nowhere we hear a “Oh my god, I was just noticing your tattoos” that sounded so drunk and slutty, I looked at your face and you had that irritated, sour, pissed-off, grumpy, lip-curled, eyes-squinted thing you do, then turned around and smiled at those hos after slamming your beer down. Daniels and me couldn’t stop laughing about it because we both noticed it. Ha-ha.