I wasn’t even planning on writing anything today. I was just checking out some stuff here on the site. I like to leave my front door open so we can get some fresh air in here and get all the stale beer and food smells out of the place. But as soon as I open the door I hear what I call…Typical Fat Chick Music. The girls above have their door open too and they are blasting what sounds like a mix of Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson and a variety of other shitty pop chick music that always has that same dumb message to women about being “stronger” and “empowered” against men or some bull*hit.
*** Holy s*it I kid you not as I was writing they walked by my door and one said to the other, “Ya, I definately have to take a nap after we go eat.” Hmmmm…you don’t say.***
Anyway back to what I was saying. Why is it that these types of girls only listen to two kinds of music, the crap mentioned above and/or Country. (Sorry Steve) What are you empowering yourself against….Twix? You don’t need to be stronger in your stand against men or Fritos or whatever other crap you think about…..you need to be stronger in your efforts to go for jog and skip the buffet at Sizzler. As far as Country goes…I don’t get it but they always do. I don’t know just thought I would mention this because I am forced listen to this crap outside while trying to relax. Just go away!
***After I posted this they came back from getting food. As they passed another resident he said “What’s up?” She said with the bags in hand, you know the ones you get at McDonalds with handles, ”BurgDonalds, it was a rough night.” That must be fat code for Buger King/McDonalds. The the other one said….”Gonna do it all over again tonight…ha ha!” Gross.***
If they live directly above you, you might want to consider taking out some kind of insurance, in case your ceiling collapses. I think I feel a tremour…