Steve:So the real momo we were going to do wasn’t this chick, but the person number one on her list. But as it turns out he’s this like 9 year old kid, and for legal reason, I’m not sure if we could flame him. So we chose the equally-as-disturbing aunt or something of that kid, Triggerette. Here’s this fat white chick from somewhere in New York (Mark, you’ll have to shed some more light on that area) that hangs out with black dudes and claims she’s a crip. Her profile is all blue with a blue bandanna background that is so hard to read I didn’t even bother. So I checked out her pictures, and she’s got plenty. Of all her “daddys” and “boyz” and whatnot, and one of her sister, this fat, midwestern-looking old lady with glasses and a lezbo haircut and her niece, who is so white trash she wore blue workout pants and a red t-shirt to Sears when they took the portrait. She even looks like she might be a midget. There’s even one picture of her grandma and aunt at some old folks home playing bingo or doing some sort of craft. My point is… lesbo aunt, midget niece, bingo grandma, and you have Tupac splattered all over your page? Please, you’re not crip. Gimmie a break. You’re not fooling anybody. And look at your pathetic “daddy” (which I’m guessing is husband or pimp or drug dealer or fuckbuddy)… no expression in any picture, probably claims to be a crip too, but dresses like some lame freeverse poet I’d see at the jazz club rapping about the politics of Darfur on a Friday night. Nah, I probably give him too much credit. You’re both pathetic, miss triggerette. You’ve probably never even seen a real gun.
Mark: Elmira NY is a fucking hick town in Central NY. Triggerette seems to be a 35 year old fat piece of white trash wigger. Awful. When I first saw this page I was stunned. Be sure to look at all her pictures. First of all, she is gross. Her hair looks like dried out burnt straw that could burst into flames if exposed to any stray cig ashes. Second why is every picture of her boyfriend in the clasic squattting “Jail Pose?” There is one with her son who looks Emo and her BF the wanna be Crip doing this pose on either side of her. What does that room smell like? My guess is cocoa butter, BO and a pair of LA Gear that were left in the rain. This whole “Crip” thing is a fucking joke. There are NO gangs in Elmira. If a real Crip ever confronted these strokes they would shit their pants. I can’t take it anymore. People like this really have no purpose on this earth. Just go walk in traffic or something. This is the perfect example of how destructive the hip hop trend has become. What used to be just white trash has now become white trash that wants to be black. Awful. Gangs? So I guess I just wear a blue rag and call myself a Crip. Is there no rules or organization to this gang life. You can just claim the Elmira chapter like that. Don’t you have to consult the LA home chapter for charter or something? I am sure they would be thrilled to see white trash represent them in rural NY. Fucking losers…just die.










“Triggerette”… The name is actually quite brilliant. I studied Latin a bit in HS so allow me to dissect the word at it’s root. “Trigger” is clearly Latin for “Trashy Wigger”. Using “ette” means she is obviously playing on “Smurfette” which continues to tie into her blue theme. Tying the words together into “triggerette” makes it rhyme with “cigarette”. I’m guessing she smokes? A favorite pastime amongst gang-bangers as well as white trash farm wiggers. That’s a genius Crip name. A Hell of a lot more creative than the typical Crip names such as 01442321100 and 02111589650. Sadly, she has set her profile to private so I am unable to view the ‘Crouching Crackhead, Hidden Wigger’ jail poses. But I can imagine as my family has albums worth of similar poses taken through the years. (Paneling was a very popular backdrop at Olan Mills in the 70’s).
Surprisingly, Elmira seems to have the make-up of intense inner city gang warfare. According to Wikipedia, Elmira, NY has a population of 30,000 and the 3 largest ethnic groups are; Irish, German, and Italian. In 2005, Elmira was ranked as the 59th safest place to live. All data that screams insufferable gang activity.
In addition to Triggerette, other notable people from Elmira; Mark Twain and Tommy Hilfiger.