Yuck.
No, calm down all you east-coasters, I’m not talking about the state – from what I’ve seen (one time about 13 years ago) it’s alright. It’s no Cali, but it’s alright. And I’m not talking about the Rangers, Islanders, Mets, Giants, Jets, or even Yankees (this time). The New York I’m talking about is the star of “I Love New York” and “I Love New York 2″ on VH1. The more I see of this chick, the more I hate her. Seriously, I hate Rosie O’Donnell, Starr Jones, and Paul, the band leader on David Letterman. But I DESPISE New York. Is there a more trashy, disgusting, horrible whore in the media today? I don’t think so.
Firstly, her mom is a total bitch. Secondly, her boobs, like her personality, are so over-inflated and fake it’s disgusting. Her dramatics – even worse. I don’t know why any of these poor schmucks would ever agree to be on her show and actually admit in front of millions of people that they “have love” for this chick. Oh wait, they’re doing it for the same reason she was on “Flavor of Love”: publicity. She’s dead awful, ugly, shallow, self-centered, and melodramatic that I’d love to see her just get punched in the fat mouth and get a couple teeth knocked out, with blood running down the side of her chin. Then I’d love to see her get run over by a train.
To New York: get some class. Get those fake funbags removed. Then get a shotgun and do us all a favor.
Slapbacks