Podcast for slaptheface.com, hosted by Mark and Steve. Located in Honolulu, these two geniuses have it all figured out, and give a verbal slap in the face to anyone they feel deserving.
Yup, that fuckin tree held up traffic for hours. How simple would it have been to just cut that bitch and move it to the sidewalk. Right? NO!!!! The State has to make a big production of it and send workers to SLOWLY cut up a fuckin tree bit by fuckin bit, all the while coning off even more lanes than the tree itself was blocking. IDIOTS!!!
What was the purpose of the fuckin trees anyway? Make the place look pretty for tourists? Fuck it. Seriously, if you’re gonna plant a fucking tree THAT big…. make sure that bitch is anchored like mother fucker so shit like this doesn’t happen. DUMB ASSES!!!!
Dude, seriously. How many times have I been driving back down Ala Moana late at night on a weeknight to see lights and huge trucks all over the road and about 30 dumbfucks not doing anything but standing there, meanwhile at 1am there’s rush-hour like traffic not moving anywhere because it’s all down to one lane? Too many. These a-hole street construction people don’t do crap, except dig the occasional useless hole in the road, and leave it covered with a metal plate for months.
Yup, that fuckin tree held up traffic for hours. How simple would it have been to just cut that bitch and move it to the sidewalk. Right? NO!!!! The State has to make a big production of it and send workers to SLOWLY cut up a fuckin tree bit by fuckin bit, all the while coning off even more lanes than the tree itself was blocking. IDIOTS!!!
What was the purpose of the fuckin trees anyway? Make the place look pretty for tourists? Fuck it. Seriously, if you’re gonna plant a fucking tree THAT big…. make sure that bitch is anchored like mother fucker so shit like this doesn’t happen. DUMB ASSES!!!!
OUT!!!!
Kden, Rook!!!
Dude, seriously. How many times have I been driving back down Ala Moana late at night on a weeknight to see lights and huge trucks all over the road and about 30 dumbfucks not doing anything but standing there, meanwhile at 1am there’s rush-hour like traffic not moving anywhere because it’s all down to one lane? Too many. These a-hole street construction people don’t do crap, except dig the occasional useless hole in the road, and leave it covered with a metal plate for months.