….and shove em up your ass! I am completely over this trend of stupid chicks wearing even more stupid sunglasses that are bigger than their fucking face. I know whores like Paris and Brittney wear them so it’s the “cool” thing to do for young white women with 5 brain cells in their entire head. These girls usually have blond/black underneath hair but it’s not exclusive to them. Usually also found on any given night making out with crusty frat dudes on some beer and piss stained couch. There seems to be a direct correlation between the size of the glasses and the size of the IQ. Obviously the bigger the shades the the smaller the IQ and so forth. You need to stop looking in the mirror at how stupid you look with those shades on and start focusing (in that same mirror) on how every day you have ten more cellulite dimples in your ass from all the beer and ho ho’s. Cut the shit and have one ounce of originality. Even worse,I have seen men starting to wear similar glasses…..die. I sat next to one of these bimbos today as she text another brilliant bimbo I am sure for 45 minutes and in between texts checked her makeup 40 times. Like most, she wasn’t even hot and like most thought she was way hotter than she was. It took me everything I had not to make her cry. Anyone else sick of this shit?
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Yep. I’ve seen the fucking idiots here, wear them on top of their head in the bars at night. Nobody gives a sh!t that you have a pair of these giant monstrosities…and why do you have them on top of your head? It’s nighttime and your inside. Like you said…die.
If I’ve learned anything in my years on this planet, there are only two reasons for a chick to wear giant sunglasses:
1) Giant eyes.
2) To cover up the shiner their wigger boyfrind gave them for popping their gum too loud.
You mean the chicks with the trashcan lids attached to their face? Yeah I know exactly what you’re talking about. It’s even worse here Rosey…you know that. Chicks who were born and bred in Syracuse trying to introduce big time fashion to the “Salt City”. It’s unbelieveable….listent to this. Me and 1000 degrees were at Carousel Clam and we noticed this skank with her hubungulous sunglasses….we start laughing in the face obviously…and somehow this chick thought we were flirting…I know this because she works with my soon to be ex…she goes back to the office and says “your soon to be ex was winking at me in the mall”….I was like WTF?!?! Get over yourself!
So to go along with Chuck, 2 things I’ve learned in this life…
1. Chicks with big sunglasses are self absorbed douchebags
2. Guys who date these women are even bigger douchebags
Protest the Hilton & Spears special.