Alright guys, I know it’s been a while but this time we’re back, and with good cause. I realized it had been a while since we’ve featured a myspace momo, so I played some myspace roulette and hit “browse” on my myspace, and this was the second person who showed up. She goes by “Limited Adiction” (spelled wrong OF COURSE) and is waaay too into house music and the whole wear-tubesocks-on-your-arms thing. She’s 22, and lives in what must be the heart of underground hip-hop and house music: Greenville South Carolina. And if you’re anything like me, you have trouble saying that without a southern drawl.
But anyways, her page is covered in little graphical EQs, videos of glowstick dancing, animated head-banging kittens, and images suggesting that we “normal” people can’t handle people who listen to house music in the sack. Her picture pages are riddled with over maked-up eyes and more black clothing and lacewear than a KISS reunion concert, and her number one friend is Bill Gates. I guess she’s just your typical “some day I’m going to leave this town” gothic chick who never got along with her dad and so now she finds validation from wearing gigantic headphones and entertaining people so hopped up on X that they don’t even realize she sucks at spinning records. Here’s some friendly tips: you’re NOT hot, you DON’T exotic dance, and you DON’T make over $150,000 per year. In fact, you work the dinner shift at Ruby Tuesday’s, and have to throw your “raves” in your bedroom for your stuffed animal fans whose eyes you have blacked out with your disgusting eyeliner.
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