Where is VH1 with their “I Love the New Millenium” now? If there’s anything we’ve learned from anything post 2001, it’s that if you’re famous, and have sex with people, DON’T videotape it. With the increase of technology, internet speeds, and sites like YouTube, if there is a tape of you having sex, chances are the whole world will eventually see it… if they want to.
Speaking of not wanting to see a sex tape, actor Verne Troyer (pictured at right, you can click the image for a larger version – but not too much larger, HAR HAR!) is suing TMZ.com for broadcasting part of his sex tape, claiming that it “infringed on his copyright and trademark.” Um, sorry, but last time I checked, you can’t TRADEMARK BEING A MIDGET!
Anyways, the lucky lady in the tape is a 22 year old (yup, surprise, surprise) wanna-be actress who moved out to L.A. a little while ago, and moved in with Verne about 6 months ago. She, Mini Me, and Mini Mini Me all broke up recently. Verne is suing for $20 million, and seeking an injunction against further distribution of the video.
I’m sorry folks, but how many times is this going to happen? Why are so many celebrities so willing to make sex tapes with people? And does that 22 year old chick really have that low of self-esteem that she had to follow through with her “get famous quick” plan with a midget? And why didn’t Troyer smell a set-up the minute she pulled out the camera? I’m just saying that if these celebrities make sex tapes, they deserve to have them put all around the internet and your local smut shop because if they’re too stupid to see the other person’s plan to get famous or rich, that’s their own fault. I believe the only people that wouldn’t have to worry are ordinary folks who people wouldn’t want to see naked, like you and me, and if it’s two really, really rich celebrities who both know they wouldn’t ever need the fame or the money from showing their trouser snakes, their wedding tackle, their twig ‘n berries, etc… baby.
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