To the right is what remains of my buddy Frank’s left ring finger (luckily, he just got divorced and doesn’t need it anymore). He had an accident last night in the bathroom while trying to help out a chick throwing up, and the stall door got slammed, taking off the end of his left ring finger. Any help in locating the missing digit would be greatly appreciated. You may click the thumbnail (no pun intended) at right for a larger view for identification purposes. If you know the whereabouts of said finger, or have any information leading to the recovery of it, please contact us immediately.
Get better soon, Frank, that sucks. And if that’s not a sign saying don’t get married again, I don’t know what is.
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