So today while surfing and walking home I noticed a couple things that I need to say.
First of all, Waikiki surf instructors are all a-holes. One of them was right in front of me, and I almost ran him over, and being the nice guy that I am went and apologized, even though I was outside and there first. That motherfucker just ignored me. What an asshole! So I did it again, and this time got even closer to him. The second instructor just rolled up about 5 feet away from me out there, which wasn’t a big deal – I actually thought he was alone at first, but then he looked back in toward the shore and started yelling “Sienna! Sienna! Keep paddling!” So I look and there’s this group of 6 or 7 ugly, disgusting tourist chicks who all paddle up soon thereafter, right into my little area. I totally got jacked out of my good spot by some nasty hoes and a dick who thinks he owns the water. I had to go find a new spot, knowing that he would stay there to save the spot and push the idiots on their boards to try to catch waves. Sure, I could have stayed, but I know either my board or myself would have paid the price. Assholes. Fuck off, all of you.
The second thing I saw was on the walk home: quite possibly the biggest douchebag I’ve seen since moving out here, possibly in my entire life. This ass was wearing your typical slacks and button-down business attire, listening to headphones, and talking (loudly) on his cell phone. All while riding a Segway, with no hands. With NO hands! Talking on the phone, listening to an iPod, and his forehead all sweaty and his hair slicked back. And I know I’m into technology and have a few gadgets of my own, but if any of you EVER see me riding a Segway no-handed while multitasking like somebody who’s actually important, please, PLEASE shoot me in the stupid face. What a douche – I wish I would have had my phone to take a picture of him.
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