So there’s a lot going on, and I’ve been meaning to really make some quality posts regarding the Democratic National Convention, the Republican National Convention, Mc Cain’s choice of Sarah Palin, and a bunch of other stuff, but I’m going to push all that aside for now to talk about something far more important: muffin feet.
You may not know what I’m talking about, but many of you know that I absolutely HATE feet. Won’t go near them, touch them, and really even dislike looking at them (though in the interest of full disclosure, there has been one exception, which I won’t get in to here). Muffin feet is when a chick is wearing some sort of sandal, often times with some sort of heel or platform, and her feet are so damn fat they extend past the sides of the sandal, so when you look at her from behind, the sandal/foot combination looks like a big, fat, fleshy foot muffin. Combine that with killer cankles and you’ve got what looks like an elephant that just walked though the free continental breakfast area at the Hilton (which actually she just may have done, on her way to Mc Donald’s to get the super deluxe breakfast platter). Gross.
Now I was going to find or take a picture of what I’m talking about, but I think this image of the muffin works just fine. That, plus having to look at a muffin foot while typing this would probably make me gag. It’s disgusting, and if you have muffin feet, please wear some sort of footwear that doesn’t show it off – because it’s NOT hot.
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