Well I wasn’t too sure what category to put this under, but I’m open to ideas…. but not as open to ideas as these two women, to whom I’ve got one thing to say: DON’T BE SO GROSS, AND MAYBE (HUMAN) DUDES WOULD BE INTO YOU! I mean seriously, “none of my boyfriends were ever interested in sex.” I wonder why. But really, if you have to go looking to other species for it, there’s gotta be SOMETHING you could do.
Okay, so I’ve got a couple more things to these people to say. First of all, Zoophilia? There’s loving animals, then there’s LOVING animals. Let’s not kid ourselves here, it’s beastiality. Or can you not say that on TV?
Second of all, does that dude say “…and the dog had all its teeth”? Is he comparing his mutt-mate to a human he was once with, and sees THAT, of all things, as the benefit to dogs over humans?
And lastly, I don’t believe either of those two fat chicks’ stories of their first time for ONE SECOND. I wish their dogs could tell us their side of the story… I’m sure it would sound more like rape. And, “it was mostly an oral thing?” Wow.
I really hope this video is some sort of comical spoof-fake documentary thing.
Slapbacks