About

A little bit about SlapTheFace.com:

So one day you either received a message from Steve or Mark telling you about their new website simply called Slaptheface.com. You probably wondered where the hell was all this anger and hatred for the common man coming from.

It all started circa 2005 when Steve started working at the same company as Mark in Honolulu Hawaii. They bonded quickly when Mark made a couple “I’ll slap that dudes face” comments about some co-workers. Steve thought all he heard was “sssssssss.” You had to be there. But from that day on days were spent putting balls on the table and ranting and raving about chicks, co-workers, bosses, the hot lesbians that worked up front and anything else that was pissing them off at the time.

This was easy for Mark. He was not the nicest guy in the world and is of the strong opinion most women are here to irritate him and ruin his friends lives. Steve is ten years younger and he is an admitted “nice guy.” So for a year and a half Mark kept trying to make him the jaded prick like he was and it was slowly working. Steve, fresh out of college, still had that idealistic attitude but it didn’t take long before he too wanted everyone to just “shut up and move yer ass. ”

Let’s face it the average man, woman and child is really just a moron here to piss us all off. I don’t care if they throw garbage for a living or have a PHD, the fact is common sense is something that the average person lost a long time ago or in some cases, never had. Some of the dumbest people you will ever meet received straight A’s their whole lives. But they don’t have the common sense to read the menu board at Starbucks while waiting in line BEFORE they get to the front. “I’ll have a…uhhhh…theeeee…hmmmmm.” Die.

So anyway, one day Steve says let’s start a website and just give people whip. Mark was down for that immediately. Steve took his computer skills along with Mark and his catalog of people he wants to “have a car accident, but not die” and here you have Slaptheface.com.

The term slap the face comes from years of Mark and his friends back in NY either threatening to slap each other or in some cases and when deserved actually slapping one-another right in the face. Obviously it means you are acting like a complete moron so now I have to slap the $hit out of you so you realize this and stop. Works every time. But since we can’t just go around putting big red hand prints of peoples faces we do it here at STF.com. Some deserve mushroom prints but that’s another issue all together.