steve

steve

Steve is currently 25 and enjoys hot pockets, but he absolutely hates it when chicks tell stories of how drunk and sick they got. Gross.

Birth of a Zing

So tonight I was out walking my dog, when a car drove by and a female yelled, “I bet you fuck your dog!” as it drove away. I didn’t even turn around to look because I knew by the time I would have the car would have been long gone, and anyone watching [...]

Clooney: It’s What’s for Dinner

Clooney: It’s What’s for Dinner

As if trying to make everybody feel guilty for eating animals wasn’t enough, PETA if giving everybody another reason to hate them. According to the LA Times, PETA sent Actor George Clooney a letter asking to create Tofu flavoring based on his “flavor.”
PETA was given a towel from a Washington, DC gym that [...]

Does TIME Read STF?

Okay, so I obviously can’t attribute TIME reporting this story because we reported on it last month, but if nothing else it shows validity to the whole argument if a major magazine such as TIME will do a story about the decriminalization of marijuana and how, at least economically, it could benefit California.
Read [...]

What the Dilly, O?

What the Dilly, O?

Presidential Inaguration: $170 Million.
Reinstating funding for stem cell research: some of $10 billion allocated to health care and research, despite over 4.5 billion already pledged by states.
Reinstating funding to UNFPA – $35 million per year (reinstates funding for “population control” [including abortions] in third world countries)
Some other stuff:

A $65 billion-a-year health plan
$15 billion [...]

The Coolest Ad Campaign in a Long Time

The Coolest Ad Campaign in a Long Time

Wow, so we’re not getting paid for this or anything, but this new ad campaign from GE is really cool. They call it augmented reality: basically, you print out a .pdf file of a black and white image that you then hold up to your webcam. Then, like magic, it comes alive in [...]

Decriminalize Marijuana and Fix the Economy

If you’re a fan of this site, you’ll know that I’ll occasionally go on my political rants, and these more often than not reveal my mostly conservative viewpoints. Here’s one for all you right-winged hippies. Let me just say that slaptheface.com doesn’t condone the use, sale of, or thinking about of illegal narcotics. [...]

Awesome Jumbotron Moment

Nothing like impromptu interpretive dance in front of 30,000 people on the jumbotron.

Roberto Alomar AIDS Lawsuit

So the latest baseball scandal (I’m not counting the A-Rod thing because that’s NOT new news to me) is a lawsuit that includes former New York Met (sorry Mark, only had room for one of the teams he was on) Roberto Alomar, an ex-girlfriend, $15 million, and a terminal disease.
ALLEGEDLY the story [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day

So, I was going to go off about how retarded Valentine’s Day is and whatnot, but I’m sure you all know how we feel about it already. Instead, here’s a list of my favorite sexual euphemisms, taken from things I’ve read, heard, and a few that I’ve made up as well. Enjoy, and [...]