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I’m Glad You Lost Your $80
It’s about 4:30am and I’m at my friends who is having an afterhours get together with a bunch of people after the bar. Everybody is partying having a good time. That’s when dumbass starts with her bullsh!t. She comes up to me and I have no idea who she is. She asks me to show [...]
Do not pick on the feisty one
Slap the face! Perhaps some of you don’t know this, but this is also something that village drunkards like Mark and myself could be found doing to each other while enjoying a few cool ones at the bar. All in good fun and there is nothing malicious about it. You [...]
Just drink your beer and LEAVE
How many of you can relate to this one? You’re at the bar..boozing it up or what have you. You end up back at your place with the chick that’s a little less than average, but deserves the bozak nonetheless. Only problem is the ballbag friend that came with her does everything in their [...]
Hillary, Eat This B*tch!
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Hey Omar..how bout a F’in arm or two?
Or three even. I know it’s December, but you should know that baseball is a 365 day a year operation. Apparently the NY Mets don’t want to fix what cost them the the goddamn division. Their bullpen blows. They cost myself, Mark and countless other Met fans a few good nights sleep. Believe [...]
Please…just kill yourself.
Does anyone hate when you hear about these stories, where these gutless assholes kill their wife and/or children, then kill themselves? Most of these are due to divorce, financial troubles, so they say. I think its because they are sick in the head and just needed a trigger to set them off. Now I believe that [...]
SU Hoops
If you didn’t tune in to Sportscenter last night…you missed Top Play #3 when blue-chip freshman Jonny Flynn split the lane and delivered a no look bounce pass to fellow blue-chip and McDonald’s All American Donte Greene who dunked one handed from the baseline. And if any of you have seen this team [...]
A-Bomb…doesn’t mean what it used to.
Oct. 2005 – .133 AVG 0 HR 0 RBI: $26,000,000.00
Oct. 2006 – .071 AVG 0 HR 0 RBI: $21,680,727.00
Oct. 2007 – .266 AVG 1 HR 1 RBI: $22,708,525.00
Typical October performance by MLB’s highest paid player: PRICELESS
There are some things $ can’t buy…namely playoff production from arguably the best player that will ever play “The [...]
How do they do it?
I’m talking about these girls you see putting on their makeup while driving. This morning as I was driving in to work, the girl in front of me is talking away on her cell phone and doing her damn eyelashes in the rearview mirror. She’s not even looking at the f*cking road. I [...]
The abomination that has become Syracuse football.
Let me state this right up front so there’s no confusion: I love Syracuse football. Unfortunately, I was duped into purchasing season tickets this year by a ghastly red-headed man who rocks a 5-head (5-head = a forehead + 1). Regardless, I cannot begin to tell you how painful it’s [...]
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