mark and steve

mark and steve

I Don’t Get It….

What don’t I get you ask? I don’t get why everyone is so hell bent on hanging out at all the trendy “hot spots” all the time. It sucks for me because unless I am falling down drunk you will NEVER find me at anything that resembles a club or any sort of [...]

Triggerette

myspace.com/suerichardsonblue
Steve:So the real momo we were going to do wasn’t this chick, but the person number one on her list. But as it turns out he’s this like 9 year old kid, and for legal reason, I’m not sure if we could flame him. So we chose the equally-as-disturbing aunt or something of [...]

Ono OH-NO!

Many of you have read about Mark’s recent four-day drinking binge/bad impression of a rock star. (Mark: Dude I only puked twice, not bad. Most people my age would have died.)  I’ll say that I had the pleasure of participating in three of those four nights – the one I didn’t I just [...]

Girls Gone Weed

http://www.myspace.com/theggdubgang
Mark: Ok….we get it…you smoke weed. I have stated before how these idiots that spank this weed smoking thing really piss me off. It’s like, alright, you smoke pot. So does the rest of the free world you dumb b*tch. Why do you feel you need to dedicate an entire page and group [...]

David

myspace.com/socalsinner
Mark: Nothing gets me more upset than people that take the whole weed thing too far. Everything is weed…weed shirt, weed posters, weed hat, weed music, and most off all weed based Myspace pages. Ok, we get it, you smoke weed. You didn’t discover it..we all smoked before. Calm down you freaking c*ck [...]

Sir Stoobie

myspace.com/stew_b
Mark: He is into beards…really really into beards you gotta check it out. Steve?
Steve:Thanks Mark. When you sent me this guy I was actually browsing for the next momo. What can I say about this guy here? Combination Cat Stevens and Osama Bin Laden? When two of your top friends are Weird Al [...]

kri$piy killa

myspace.com/juelz2823
MARK: I am almost speechless….this jack off seems to think he rules NY. It’s not often I am at a loss for words but I can’t take it. The best part of this kid ended up on the bed sheets the night he was conceived. Steve…your take?
STEVE: Mark, thanks for finding this guy. [...]

“kayka_baby”

myspace.com/kayka_baby
You guys are in for a treat today; I feel like I stumbled across what is quite possibly the biggest MySpace Momo out there. Her display name is “.:.C@pt@!n CrUnCh, D33z N!gguHz !z Fr00t LooP$.:.” which I’m pretty sure means nothing. She’s got pictures of all six of her tattoos, all of which [...]

UnDrGrOuNzFiNeZt

myspace.com/lil_dub13
Okay folks, for our first MySpace Momo we found this guy, he goes by Lil’ Dub and UnDrGrOuNzFiNeZt (Albert to his mom) and his headline reads “DIS BE DAT BOY D-U-B REPPIN’ 4 DA A.P.T. N DA’ 7/1/3″ which I’m not really sure what that means. He’s 18 and is a true “gangsta” [...]