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Parenting in Hawaii, part 1

I’m going to start blogging about my neighborhood for now on.  The meaning behind it, I am surrounded by idiots!
First off, I have no kids of my own *THANK GOD!!!*  Secondly, living in the same neighborhood and see the changes of my neighbors is a great form of birthcontrol.
Case #1
I know that it [...]

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Government Swine

I find myself becoming more and more like one of those old people that is afraid to give out their social security number. I’m afraid of the future and short of arming myself with a gun and waiting in a closet for the bad men to take me out, I don’t know what [...]

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Fireworks in the Sun

Happy Belated 4th of July to everyone!  I would have done this earlier but I had a 9:00 am wake up call by firecrackers being set off.  Yeah, firecrackers…  at 9:00am!!!  Really now.  Who lets thier 3 year light up a cherry bomb and fling it into the streets while cars are driving [...]

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Earth Day Apocolypse Dog Poop

Talkin Sh!t:
- Over 29,000 tons of dog waste is created every day.
- 2 days worth of dog waste from 100 dogs would contribute enough pollution to close a bay
- Dog poop occupies 3.4% of residential landfills.
(info from flushdoggy.com)
Aside from it being Earth Day today, after watching all these apocalypse shows on the History [...]

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Chris on the Howard Stern Radio Clip

Ignorant people exist wherever you go. You’d find them in Mexico. And that stunt shouldn’t surprise anyone… as long as every legal, of age citizen is given the right to vote, a large quantity of uneducated votes will come with that.
Republicans are even acknowledging that via Sarah Palin’s continuous references to “Joe Six [...]

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I’m Glad You Lost Your $80

It’s about 4:30am and I’m at my friends who is having an afterhours get together with a bunch of people after the bar.  Everybody is partying having a good time.  That’s when dumbass starts with her bullsh!t.  She comes up to me and I have no idea who she is.  She asks me to show [...]

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Spitzer! WTF?!

OK, when did this guy figure that he could get away with this Heidi Fleiss shit?  Seriously…what the hell do these think?  So smart, but so dumb.  If your me, Goose, Rosey, Steve, etc etc etc, then I get it….but not the Governor!!! 
I’ll take a five diamond beauty for $5000 Alex….dipshit.

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Do not pick on the feisty one

Slap the face! Perhaps some of you don’t know this, but this is also something that village drunkards like Mark and myself could be found doing to each other while enjoying a few cool ones at the bar. All in good fun and there is nothing malicious about it. You [...]

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Just drink your beer and LEAVE

How many of you can relate to this one? You’re at the bar..boozing it up or what have you.  You end up back at your place with the chick that’s a little less than average, but deserves the bozak nonetheless.  Only problem is the ballbag friend that came with her does everything in their [...]

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